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[sticky post] The Chronicles: A Romance of Death and Cynicism

Welcome to the Chronicles, your number one source for serial killers, mad scientists, and zombies!

This hugely detailed generational story is narrated by a foul-tempered, sarcastic, bleeding-heart narrator who writes better than you can and constantly gets into postmodern arguments with his own characters.

Expect black humour, random apocalypses, and about a hundred jokes per chapter. Unsafe at any work!


Check after this post for recent chapters, pick one below, or start at the beginning! Otherwise, this is a good sample chapter.

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Pine Valley:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25A, 25B, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
Clover County: 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118 119, 120. 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 186, 185, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223, 224, 225, 226, 227, 228, 229, 230, 231, 232, 233, 234, 235, 236, 237, 238, 239, 240, 241, 242, 243, 244, 245, 246, 247, 248, 249, 250, 251, 252, 253, 254, 255, 256, 257, 258, 259, 260, 261, 262, 263, 264.
Sharpesvale: 265, 266, 267, 268, 269... 737.
Recaps: 1, 2.

The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 269


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

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And now it's the new year proper.

Or improper, depending on your perspective.

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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 268


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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Almost lost this chapter forever.

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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 267


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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In which heroism hopefully does not figure.

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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 266


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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It's trial time!

Or is it a time trial?

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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 265


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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Let's start off the Sharpesvale era in fine fashion!

By not visiting Sharpesvale at all.

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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 264


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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And now the story begins.

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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 263


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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The next chapter has been my goalpost for ages.

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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 262


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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In which the narrator intervenes for the better.

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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 261


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



I like writing this household.

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