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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 224


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



Previous Updates
Pine Valley:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25A, 25B, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
Clover County: 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118 119, 120. 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 186, 185, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201, 202, 203, 204, 205, 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212, 213, 214, 215, 216, 217, 218, 219, 220, 221, 222, 223.
Sharpesvale: 737.
Interludes: 1, 2, 3. April Fools' Day: 2014, 2014 Comparison, 2015.
Recaps: 1, 2.

I didn't like that last one.

That's not a very good advertisement for this one, is it.

Oh well.




Brenda: What does this thing do, anyway?



Brenda: AUUUAGH! Why would anyone buy a barf machine?!



Brenda: I'm gonna go get a garbage bag.



Brenda: People are very strange these days.



Brenda: Time for my Shower-Watching Club homework!



Brenda: What a fierce shower!



Brenda: Time for my Retina-Scarring Club homework!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



HOW

HOW DID YOU

HOW



Chief: .oO(THAT PEE COULD BE ANYONE'S)



Chief: .oO(MAYBE THOSE PEOPLE DID IT)



Phoebe: You could have passed it off as lemonade.
Chief: .oO(And YOU could have passed YOURSELF off as A PERSON WHO CAN'T READ DOG BRAINS)
Phoebe: SHIT



How do you like THEM lemons.



Chief: .oO(I HATES THEM!)



Chief: .oO(fuck does THIS asshole want.)



Nick: I'm home!
Chief: .oO(I'LL BE THE JUDGE OF THAT)



Nick: Who dropped their lemonade?!



Andrea: Oh good, you have a dog. And me without my hand sanitizer.



Andrea: AND ME WITHOUT MY HAND SANITIZER



Andrea: AND ME



Andrea: Without my hand sanitizer.



Nathaniel: Sorry, it's "Whack a Crazy" Day today!



Andrea: I'M IN



Nick: Hey! I'm a DUDE! There aren't supposed to be CONSEQUENCES for my actions!



Andrea: The patriarchy is hilarious.



Valerie: How's the ennui, my little Peanuts?



Valerie: I've brought a crazy home.



Shiloh: Ugh, and me with my head at crotch-level...



Nick: Is she... with her...?
Andrea: I refuse to look.



Shiloh: How are those pants staying up?
Nick: Asked NOBODY.



Valerie: Thanks for leaving this piss for me, I guess.
Nick: Dammit! She called my lemonade PISS!
Shiloh: Sweet burn!



Poppy: I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING



Nathaniel: Teddy is my only friend.



Andrea: Yeah, about that. I've been talking to Teddy...



Andrea: ...and it turns out he hasn't been animated by a wizard or anything.



Nick: I don't want live friends! They're harder to pose that way!



Nick: I've been thinking of making a pillow man so I can have two friends.



Andrea: I could explain to you how lame that is, but it would take some time.



Andrea: I only got off at your house to scare my mom.



Shiloh: My dog had a bowl just like this!



Shiloh: That's a terrible thing to say, Teddy! Nick's not that ugly.



Valerie: How's the draft, puss?
Poppy: I don't understand.
Nick: Neither do I, but I approve.



Once is a mistake.



Twice is a choice.



Sometimes I think reality could learn a thing or two from this game.



What the fuck are you doing?

Ally: With all the gunk in your game files, who knows?!



Ally: Your cake is STUPID.



Ally: And you're stupid.



Nick: You've gotta admit, she's got you pegged!



Valerie: Wait! It's your sister's birthday!
Nick: That's why I'm leaving! Let me know when it's mine.



Valerie: Ptthhhhbbbbtttttt



Samantha: .oO(You'll pay for that.)



Valerie: Oh, no! She's got anal stellitis!



Worse! She's got a bowlcut!



Valerie: It's a serious condition and it's not nice to point.



Goth baby!



Klepto baby?

Samantha: MINE.



Valerie: If you fall into the hole, scream really loud okay?



Valerie: I said IF YOU FALL INTO THE HOLE



Samantha: .oO(I feel loved.)



Valerie: Pretty sure this is baby food and not homemade Windex.



Valerie: PRETTY sure.



Either way, it looks potent.



NIPPLE



Right, now I can focus.

...

...Heheheh. Nipple.



Samantha: .oO(This what turns you on, creep?)



Clearly.



Samantha: .oO(WHAT IS THIS SHIT ALL OVER ME)



Samantha: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Valerie: I told you about the hole!



Chief: .oO(I can't believe you said that, Teddy.)



Chief: .oO(You tell him I'll be licking my balls in the kitchen if he wants to apologize.)



Valerie: Wow, you sure are glowing still! I'm sure that's not a health issue.



Aren't you supposed to be a doctor?

Valerie: I know, right?!



Yeah, that's definitely your most pressing problem Brad.



Bradley: Hey murderer! MURDERED ANYONE LATELY



Valerie: I don't want to scare you, but there's a pair of marshmallows hovering over your head.



Valerie: Are you emitting these things?! Are you a holoprojector?!



Samantha: .oO(can't see a FUCKING thing)



Chelsea's reputation is pretty far-reaching.



Ally: Well you shouldn't have walked over it, stupid.



Ally: Your dog's stuck on the fence.
Valerie: Good thing he's not really mine!



Valerie: I prefer pets you can abuse.



Valerie: Now there's a marketing strategy!



Don't be stupid, you can't have sex with the SUN.





CRACK

Next time: gentleman thievery.

And gentlewoman thievery.

And affected French accents?

Is that anybody's thing?

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lumy12
Feb. 27th, 2017 08:55 pm (UTC)
NIPPLE!

Lolwtf Poppy's pants?! Yeah, a lot of guys would be pretty happy if reality copied Simworld, huh.

I hate nannies. Haaaaaate. And I hate that I can't control them even just to make them be not complete idiots because then they FLEE.
gruglysims
Mar. 2nd, 2017 07:36 am (UTC)
I still don't know what the hell happened with those pants.

Nannies can die in a fire.
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