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Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



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Sharpesvale: 737.
Interludes: 1, 2, 3. April Fools' Day: 2014, 2014 Comparison, 2015.
Recaps: 1, 2.

Just chuggin' along.




Hm. I think it might just be "Murphy" now, but let's see.



I love how brutal the game is about where your significant other is not sleeping.



Asia: If Margaret's his significant other, am I his insignificant other?



Asia: And do entire societies have significant others?

If she's part of the society, though, she's not an other.

Asia: Abigail will always be an other.



Asia: I don't hear anyone.

That's my favourite thing to hear!



Asia: Aaaand there's no groceries. Shittiest apocalypse ever.

I'm amazed you survived the original one. Or did you? Memory = no.



Asia: Comestibles, basketed! Please and thank you!



Brooke: Bye, littlest hobo!



Ray: That chick just burned you hard.



Cara: Who's the basket case here?



Asia: Wow! I can see all KINDS of food that isn't in the game in there!



Stewart: Mmm, what is that smell?

Sausages, maybe?

Stewart: No, wait. It's the stench of my own failure.

Are you sure? That could totally still be sausages.



Stewart: So I see my alleged fiancé didn't sleep here tonight.

Hey man, nobody but you has ever alleged that.



Stewart: Come and help me with this bright green boil on my shoulder.

Now you see it too.

BUT DO YOU SEE THE FIN ON HIS NECK?!



Stewart: Thanks for making breakfast! You pig.
Asia: What was that?
Stewart: I said thanks for making breakfast! You hard of hearing?



Stewart: I like a girl who is where my fiancé should be but is not!

If you imply that a woman should always be cooking you food, it's no wonder she's not here.



Stephen: She lives with me now.

Yeah, I figured, but thanks.



Stewart: Have you seen Margaret today?
Asia: Nope! It's been pretty great!



Stewart: Well... look, Asia. You're still young.
Asia: You sound like North America.



Stewart: I just mean you're in an earlier stage, even though you're older than I am.
Asia: Shut up, North America!



Stewart: That turned fast.



Meanwhile, your house is collapsing.



Stewart: Who threw my GBA out?!

We're finally calling it what it is?

Stewart: What? Sure! It's a Gameling Beyond Awesome, by Ninvento!

...well done.



Stewart: Stewart's garbage can, how may I help you?



Stephen: Yeah, hi. It's dad. I just wanted to call and tell you that your fiancé is now my wife.

Good! I've gotten really tired of inserting that "é."



Stephen: Also I'm right behind you.



Stephen: And also I'm angry for some reason.



Stewart: Hi dad! How's Margaret?
Stephen: Satisfied.



Stewart: ...that was harsh.





The fuck is going on in your head dude



Asia: Who was that gross pervert?
Stewart: Yes! Cherish that first impression. Hold it close.



Stewart: Hey dickbag. Can we have an adult conversation about this?
Stephen: Yes?



Stewart: Wrong!



Asia: Don't dust up my bathrobe!



Sir Wally the Grey: Don't dust up my feathers! AWK.



Stewart: Oh now don't you start!



Asia: I'm... gonna go to work.

And by work you mean a furry convention, right?



Sir Wally the Grey: A VERY PALPABLE HIT



Stephen: I LIKE YOUR WALLPAPER



Stephen: Geez, kid. Rage issues much? Just 'cuz I stole your fiancé? What a baby.

STOP SAYING THAT WORD.



Stewart: I don't even know you, dude! Get out of my house!



Stephen: I bet this is payback for the entirety of his life when I forgot he existed.



Stewart: This one's for you, dad.



Stewart: And the rest is for you, CleanBot!



WHAT POSSIBLE REASON



Stewart: Ew, what Samellas out here?



Stewart: Is this how they say "hi" on your planet?



Samella: Pleased to meet you!
Stewart: No! I'm not! Because you KICKED OVER MY GARBAGE CAN!



Stewart: ...actually it was probably my dad wasn't it yeah, that makes more sense.



Stewart: Anyway you're ugly goodbye



I'm getting the impression that car wants something from you, Stew.



Stewart: It wants to hear all about how I beat up my dad, that's what it wants!



Stewart: I have proof, the parrot saw it.



Asia: Wait! Stewart's dad! Come back! You accidentally kicked our garbage can over!



NEVER AGAIN.





It's good to see an engaged learner.

WHAT.



What?



Seriously?

Corey: I'M MORALLY QUESTIONABLE ALREADY, DON'T PRETEND TO BE SURPRISED



Okay FINE what's she learning.

...

...Cooking? FUCK. Stop that this instant.



Oh, right.

I can't time travel.



Well fine! She's learning to cook! Because she wants to.

Asia: Dude, overthink much?

THE PROBLEM WITH BEING LEFT-WING IS ALWAYS BEING AFRAID THE OTHER LEFT-WINGERS WON'T RECOGNIZE IT



Asia: Well calm the fuck down, you won the battle of the pork ribs.



NO! You're cooking because it's your right as a human being!

Asia: No, I'm cooking because Stewart can't cook, and I want to marry him! There's nothing sexist about it.

I disagree on principle.

Asia: You're an idiot on principle.



Asia: Now THIS, this was probably you being sexist.



You're welcome, man. I took the sexist bullet for you.



Stewart: Oh, wow! Such sexy sexism!



Asia: SHUT THE FUCK UP DUDES :D



Stewart: I do love me a lady who can cook!

ARGH



Asia: The Maker thinks it's sexist for women to learn to cook.

Well no, I...

Asia: The Maker thinks he has to defend everything stereotypical his characters do.

Well YES. Yes I do.



Stewart: Let me put you at ease then, bro.



...thanks?



Yep, that's the right moment to snap a pic alright.

If I wasn't sexist, I was still a shit photographer.



Stewart: What's the occasion, anyway? Besides the Maker's weekly crisis of conscience, I mean.



Asia: We're celebrating how huge my hands are!



Asia: Watch! I'll hide them, then surprise you with how huge they are!



Asia: Are you surprised?



Wow! I thought it was usually the man who...

...

I love you guys.



I'm taking this as a personal favour.

Asia: Dude, you're ruining the moment.



Yeah, you might as well throw it on the lawn. With your dad around it'll end up there anyway.



Stewart: I should take your last name, too. 'cuz there's too many goddamn Murphies around here.



Yep, I think it's official: we have completely eliminated sexism everywhere forever with this chapter.

If you start to do or think something sexist, stop right away and remember: it's over, you can't.



Stewart: How are those things glowing and yet not casting any light?



Stewart: This is way cooler than some dumb trials.



Michael: YOU COULD HAVE WARNED ME THEY WERE NAKED

I'm supposed to know when you're coming over?

Michael: SIX YEARS AGO!

Fuck, really? That can't be right...

Michael: Six fucking years ago.



FUCK.

Friday, 14 December 2011, 4:12 PM.



Michael: Please tell me she's actually old.

I consider teens to always be 18.

Because otherwise even the base game is icky.



Michael: We should rename the neighbourhood after William Sharpe.
Asia: I'm a teenager, I can't vote.



Michael: Sure you can? This isn't, like... a vote vote.
Asia: Well THAT clears things up!



Asia: You have MY not-vote, mister! Whoever you are.



Michael: I've been thinking of running for mayor...
Asia: And we were thinking of having a romantic dinner. Funny how things sometimes don't work out.



Stewart: I'd vote for both of you.



Michael: Because we're financially-capable?
Stewart: No, because you're both nosy.



Michael: I will be your nose, Stewart.
Stewart: Great, because it smells really bad out here.



No, it's the garbage!



Stewart: Don't tell someone not to brush their teeth!
Asia: Hey, thanks!
Stewart: Well!



Stewart: I'd still do you with bad breath.



CRACK SNAP



Pop?



Asia: God I hope not.



And the misty grey fog of love descends.



Aww!

I wish I didn't remember how this ends.



Stewart: Time to greet the morning like it owes me money!



I hope I never owe you money.



Asia: I dreamed that you were saying we were doomed.

I can see me doing that.

Next time: those other people.

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Comments

( 2 comments — Leave a comment )
lumy12
Apr. 29th, 2017 09:21 pm (UTC)
Is Stewart finally doomed??? Dare I hope? Bwahahaha! I hope that neon green boil of his was the first symptom of some deadly Simdisease. I shouldn't hate him, but sometimes it's just fun to hate.

I didn't know you could get rid of those pesky trashcans! ...actually I don't know if I ever tried.

Shit photographer? No way, that pic amuses. He's like "huh, when did I get hard? Okay." And how silly to attempt to have a romantic dinner out front, where nosy Sims walk by all the goddamn time.

I wish it was still 2011.
gruglysims
Jul. 18th, 2017 08:11 am (UTC)
Pretty sure he's still alive in my game. But he's not that memorable, so there remains some hope.

Anything is possible if you get annoyed enough.

2011 was pretty okay. Comparatively.
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