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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 263


Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



The next chapter has been my goalpost for ages.

This one is fine too.




Popo ho!



New look, Annie?

Annie: People just look right through me!



Theresa: Happy bitch in jail day, everybody!



Jane: Hmm. Speaking of bitches...



Nerissa: You wanna explain why you were holding this dangerous criminal in a civilian location?!
Theresa: Not really!



Nerissa: I've about had it with the Governor's interference!
Theresa: In real life you'd be so right. Unfortunately, he is the main character...



Nerissa: So, what? You just expect me to roll over and take this abuse?
Theresa: Naw. You're a cop. Just go and pass that abuse on to the next vulnerable minority person you see.



Nerissa: Don't think that I won't.



Nerissa: So, Brooke's...
Aurora: Showering in the prisoner shower. Again. Yeah.



Jane: Look, Chief Cwik (2 of 2). I'm sorry if you feel you've been mistreated.
Nerissa: How am I TWO of TWO? Are you seriously counting Victor ahead of me?!
Jane: Hey, I didn't specifically say that just to piss you off! That would be mean.



Aurora: Name?
Brandi: Brandi Bertino. I think I'm 2 of 2 as well.



Aurora: What're you in for?
Brandi: Oh, something stupid. High treason, maybe?



Brandi: Apparently it's illegal to intentionally get turned into a zombie during a zombie apocalypse.



Brandi: Ridiculous, am I right?



Nerissa: I'm mad at all you guys.



Jane: Should we lock a zombie in there with you? For old times' sake?



Nerissa: Hey! Raise those walls up! The staircase footing isn't visible!



Nerissa: That's better.



And then Theresa lost her mind.





Ricky: Those staircase footings are a real bitch.

Ain't they?



Theresa: Hahaha no, I'll have to shoot you.



And then Jeremy got run over.



Nope! You're dead!



Nobody cares, dead guy!



Theresa: I'm sorry you died, Jeremy.



Everything about this picture makes sense.



Victor: Okay, hear me out. What if... we let them all out, see, and then play Manhunt with them?
Ricky: With our guns, though?
Victor: Oh, yeah! Definitely! Definitely with our guns.



I knew you were an agent of ENTROPY!

Brandi: Great detective work, narrator!



Brandi: I miss the apocalypse.



Ricky: Ah! It touched your foot! That's cheating.



I have no desire to see this thought in detail.



I'm pretty sure this is what police stations are actually like.



Nerissa: Well hello there, hubby.
Victor: I'm busy, Nerissa. Go cheat on me or something.



Victor: Chose "or something," did you? Typical.



Whatcha readin'?

Vicki: History. Did you know? They named the entire first storyline after me!

Yep.

"Serial Adultery."



I just can't.



Brooke: JOIN US.



Nerissa: All the cool kids stay after work!



Nerissa: Nobody wants to be cool with me?



Nerissa: Haven't you already been shot? Like... twice?
Nicholas: Can't keep a good undead dead!



Nerissa: What about the lousy ones?



Nerissa: Not my shift, not my problem!



Cameron: His name is Nicholas King.

Yeah.

Cameron: And he's a zombie.

Yeah.

Cameron: The Zombie-

HOLY FUCK THE ZOMBIE KING



Remember that time you cheated on Andrew with William?

Brandi: Little secret: everyone is automatically in a relationship with William. Seeing anyone else, now, that's the cheating.



Do you know something about Instant Meals that I don't?

If you do, please don't tell me.



Jessie: Anything neat happening in there?
Sean: Braaaaaaaaiiinnsss.
Jessie: Not interested. Boobs?



Brandi: I want to look my best for the court artist.



We don't have court artists.

Brandi: Then I want to look my best for THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING.



It's a miracle! The zombie townie turned into a live playable!

Kyle: What?

And he even changed his name!



Yeah! How dare he!

Whatever he did.



Enjoying the prison food?

Vicki: No, I'm just really chuffed about hats.



Jessie: If I touch you, will it turn me gay?



Vicki: Another rewarding day.



Some people are having fun with it.



Brandi: Better than not having a toilet at all!



Who's the dude?



Joshua: Just let it happen.



Think it's your day today?

Brandi: I don't think it's ever been my day.



♪ Oh when the cops... oh when the cops... ♪



♪ Oh when the cops come marching in! ♪

Nerissa: Oh lord.



Vicki: I should do some underwear modelling. You know. While I wait.

Yeah.

You'd make a killing!

Vicki: Ha ha.



How's Poseidon doing without his Hand, you think?

Cameron: Probably exercising his real hand. If you get my current.



I'm glad you're happy.

Brandi: I'm not happy. I have big lips.



Her scars aren't visible at a distance. Here's a good look at them.

Cameron: Cool! Can we not?



Ember: I know there's cages, but does this have to be such a zoo?
Nick: Hey! Zombies have rights too!
Ember: No! They don't!



Gee, am I ever going to miss this place.



Thank god for OCD, or I wouldn't have saved.



I see Nick had a productive night.



♪ Where are the clowns? ♪



♪ Send in the clowns ♪



Nerissa: Right! Good! Why's that dude in here.



Nerissa: Go home Nicholas you're drunk. I mean zombie.



Nicholas: I've about had it up to here with your speciesism.



Underwear party!

Vicki: You gonna join in?

Nobody wants that.

Next time: oh, nothing too important.

EXCEPT IT'S EVERYTHING TOO IMPORTANT!

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lumy12
Jul. 30th, 2017 01:48 am (UTC)
~There ought to be clowns~

But... but... *I* wanna hear Brandi's thought! I love that they just sit around daydreaming. I bet that's just like real prison too.
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