Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, your #1 source for serial killers, mad scientists, and zombies!

This hugely detailed generational story is narrated by a foul-tempered, sarcastic, bleeding-heart narrator who writes better than you can and constantly gets into postmodern arguments with his own characters.

Expect black humour, random apocalypses, and about a hundred jokes per chapter. Unsafe at any work!


Check after this post for recent chapters, pick one below, or start at the beginning! Otherwise, try this sample chapter.

If the images on this journal are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

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Okay. Okay. Okay.

I've fixed the images. Again. Again again. For the hundred thousandth time.

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

In which the bodies are unburied, the skeletons decloseted.

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

Hahaha, it's funny, 'cuz this chapter isn't important, and the next chapter is the most important.

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

If you haven't already, check out Chapter 325 first. And then don't hold it against me.

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

In grand Grugly tradition, let's follow up that awesome last chapter with one where virtually nothing happens.

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1. Every Photobucket link I could find has been replaced with a link to a file on my private hosting. This took dozens of hours. Photobucket was letting me hotlink versions of my files at, like, one-fifth quality, which was what you saw if you looked at any old entries recently. I went into my backups and found every one of the original files and replaced the links in each chapter. If you find anything missing now, please let me know. On that note, though...

2. I've also uploaded every chapter to my WordPress, which again is my new preferred home for the Chronicles since a) I have total control of it and b) the images load there much, much better. LiveJournal loads them badly. Very, very badly. Not at all, in fact, half the time. Every chapter here now has a link under the title pic to a much more stable version of the chapter there. There are no links there back to here, of course, because fuck here, meaning LiveJournal, it's fucking Russia.

3. If you were going to re-read, now would be a good time, because the archives have never been this solid before. A few posts in-between chapters might have broken images and links. I'll fix them when I get the urge.

Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



In which the possibilities of the medium are experimented with.

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

In which more octogenarian teens get a shot at happiness.

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Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

In which plots progress marginally.

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