Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
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The middle of Chapter 317, now unscrambled for your viewing pleasure.
Yeah, you're really really gonna want to read 317, 340, and 341 first. Just sayin'. With emphasis.
Brooke: WHAT is that SMELL?!
Aurora: Your hand?
Brooke: I don't get it.
Aurora: I don't doubt it.
Nerissa: Ouch. Leonard Murphy hair? On a woman, no less.
Nerissa: I mean ooh don't you look pretty.
Penny: Hey, thanks Chief!
Nerissa: I was being sarcastic, you guys. Man she's stupid.
Penny: If this is the kind of day it's gonna be maybe I should just step off the roof.
Penny: Oh! Hello! Wait, that's not right.
Penny: OH NO I'M SHOCKED
Penny: OH NO I'M SHOCKED FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE
Penny: Okay, you've officially wasted my shock.
Penny: But I'll forgive you if we leave it at this.
"Penny": I'm not into being forgiven.
"Penny": Also HA! You look stupid.
Penny: We're on the roof of a POLICE STATION. What's the next step in your brilliant plan?
"Penny": It's less of a step and more of a hop.
Penny: Why are you doing this?
"Penny": I try not to corrupt my actions with reasons.
Jizelle: Zounds like rain.
"Penny": Whoops, misjudged that one a bit.
Penny: Just leave me here, I'll be fine.
"Penny": Why would I want you to be fine?!
Penny: Please, not the ray gun again. It makes me feel like a Republican inside.
Penny: That was a joke about how conservatives have no soul.
I wouldn't exactly call that a "joke."
"Penny": I hope I get to keep doing this long enough to find out if it ever gets old.
"Penny": Hold on to your stupid shoes.
"Penny": I really need to learn long-distance teleporting.
"Penny": Although my precision is pretty damn impressive!
I'll fucking say.
Chandler: VAT ZE SERIOUS FACK
"Penny": Drop the fake accent, dude. We've already got that covered with a semi-main character.
Chandler: Here is the plot-specific item you requested.
"Penny": Mysteries within mysteries!
"Penny": Just because this part is unscrambled doesn't mean it's going to explain everything.
Penny: Oh, here comes the floor again.
"Penny": I wish all our agents were as competent as you, Chandler.
Chandler: I used to run ENTROPY in these parts, woman.
"Penny": And then you attacked an SCIA agent unarmed. You really want to dredge up old history?
"Penny": If she escapes, I'm going to eat you.
"Penny": Welp, back to the pig race.
Chandler: Let's see if we can't find a box your size.
And now back to your regularly-scheduled program.