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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 527





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which a new year is a new start.



With that in mind, allow me to introduce my co-host: Grugly2013!

Grugly2013: Hi! I'm barely different from Grugly2020!
Veronica: Meet the new boss.
Patrick: What?



Veronica: You're supposed to say "Same as the old boss."
Patrick: Why?
Veronica: I don't know.



Patrick: I never ever do what I should.
Veronica: And you'll never ever be any good?
Patrick: What?



Veronica: Thank you for not knowing old music.
Patrick: That's… what… I'm here… for?



Veronica: OOPS WE'RE HUG-FUCKING



Patrick: Oh, we're calling that an "oops" are we?



Veronica: OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
Patrick: You made me believe we're more than just friends?
Veronica: What?



So, '13. What story are we telling with these two?

Grugly2013: I guess it's a story about naked chicks and naked dicks.

Haven't we told that story already?

Grugly2013: It's kind of a never-ending story.

Aah-aah-aah?

Grugly2013: What?



We just made that joke, actually.

Grugly2013: The NeverEnding Story one?

Yeah, in Oak Point.

Grugly2013: What's Oak Point?

You'll remember when you become Grugly2020 and start talking to Grugly2006.

Grugly2013: …what?



Grugly2013: Oh, hey, walls down.
Walls Down: Hey man.



Veronica: This year is shaping up to be very meta.
Patrick: I'm more interested in what our shapes are getting up to.



Veronica: Your shape has already gotten into something.



Vincent: News me.

Go news yourself.



Veronica: Yes, let's.



Veronica: We'll make this the year we reclaim the community lots!
Patrick: From who?
Veronica: From the Maker.

I JUST DON'T WANT THE GAME TO CRASH OKAY




So, enjoy your bowling at the risk of getting everyone wiped out, I guess.



…wow, that's kinda topical right now, actually.



Andrew Murphy the Warlock: They have creams for that.



Patrick: I have creams for everyone.
Lyndsey Price the Witch: I'll get a cup.



Patrick: I think the cups you have are fine.



Patrick: And you are fine also.



Lyndsey Price the Witch: Fine me later.



Cheryl: Hey, look at the cool wizard!
Andrew Murphy the Warlock: I'M A COOLER WIZARD



Ricky: That wizard's so cool it makes me want to walk into walls.



Patrick: So, we just fucked and the story completely ignored it?
Leonard: That wizard's so cool it makes me want to get punched through the shoulder.
Veronica: Hey, look! It's the Amazing Blandkin!



Stewart: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING TOGETHER
Veronica: I'm not sure I would've remembered that.



Stewart: I'M GONNA BREAK A HAND OFF ON YOUR FACE



Patrick: I didn't mean for this to become a public event.
Leonard: We should get catering next year!



Stewart: Yeah, we can have roast Veronica.



Stewart: ROAST VERONICA



Veronica: I don't want to eat myself.
Cheryl: Man, that wizard's so cool it reminds me how cool I'm not.



Veronica: On second thought let's not reclaim the community lots, they are silly places.



Man, after '06's pics, these sure are nice.

Grugly2013: Why thank you!

Why? Because you should, that's why.




Vincent: I LIVE HERE ALSO



Patrick: Yeah, we should do something about that.



Patrick: Is it okay if I get us all killed?
Veronica: Depends if it's funny.



Patrick: Gonna go with "probably."



Vincent: GOOD MORNING SHARPESVALE!
Veronica: It's afternoon!
Vincent: YOU'RE AFTERNOON
Veronica: Yes!



Patrick: Alright, fellow moths, have at it.



Veronica: THAT'S THE BEST ALIEN ABDUCTION RETURN IMPRESSION I'VE EVER SEEN



Patrick: Big 'ol fire, here? Anybody? No?



Got a Sim killed doing this once.

Grugly2013: Oh, yeah! Kay, in Autumn Heights! You covered that yet?

No, that'll be after Oak Point.

Grugly2013: Well, say "hi" to Grugly2008 when you see him.



Patrick: Somersaults are seriously more interesting than fire?
Veronica: No, but they're definitely more difficult.



Patrick: I don't know how to make sense out of "fire isn't difficult."



Patrick: C'mere, I'll toss you in.



Vincent: Keep your polgyons to yourself, pervwad.



Veronica: FOREHEAD BIRDS



Jeannie: Mornin' Mr. Murphy!
Andrew Murphy the Warlock: We just established that it's afternoon.
Jeannie: FIGHT THE ESTABLISHMENT



BONK

Jeannie: Am I pregnant, now?



Patrick: That broom looks like a dick and balls.
Vincent: YOU look like a dick and balls.
Patrick: HAVE YOU BEEN SPYING ON US



Jeannie: Oh shit, this is the active household! And it's a new year!
Andrew Murphy the Warlock: Yeah, I'm just here to get my bitchface in camera.



Andrew Murphy the Warlock: I'm gonna leave before someone stabs me with a sword.



Veronica: There are much more pleasant things to get stabbed with.



Jill Custer: I'm up for a stabbing.



Veronica: That can be arranged.



Patrick: Yes, it can.



Patrick: Ya weird zombie lady.



Jill: I'm not a weird zombie lady, I'm a homeless woman from Centreborough. It's cold, next to the harbour.
Patrick: I'm sorry, literally all NPCs lose literally all sympathy for other NPCs when they become playable.



Jill: Yeah, it makes me want to punch you.



Stewart: THAT'S SO RELATABLE



Veronica: Do you think a small orange spaceship could win a laser fight against a big orange spaceship?



Vincent: I hate you.
Veronica: I get that.



Oh, come ON, '13! Don't YOU start with the camera flashes now, after all these years!

Grugly2013: Yes, flashing teenagers and children is definitely not something I want to be doing.



Veronica: As long as you realize that.



Vincent: Even if the small orange ship won, the explosion would take it out.



Jill: Mmm, butt warmth.



Chase: I know what you're thinking.
Patrick: How can you live with that knowledge?



Patrick: You're really putting the "butt" in "butler," my man.



Patrick: WHY NAKED NPCS NOW

WHY COMPLAINING



Patrick: Why, that's an excellent point!



Jill: And then in sweeps Captain Girlfriend to wreck it all.



Patrick: I've never fucked in a hot tub before. Does the water get stuck up your cooch, and you have to pump it out later?



Patrick: I'm willing to pump some in there so we can experiment.



Veronica: I'm going to kill them both.
Chase: Make sure you sell the urns, afterward. I don't get paid enough for ghost cleanup.

Next time: Custer? I thoroughly knew her!

This chapter depicts gameplay from 23 March 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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