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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 541





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which there are sixty-nine pics but no sixty-nine.

There's a bigfoot dick hangin' out all over the place, though.

So there's that.



Beatriz: Hey buddy, wanna hang out?



Sullivan: REPETITION IS HUMOROUS



Sullivan: Really drawin' those readers in!



Xavier: You know he only keeps your around because he thinks the readers like you, right? You might want to stop casting doubts on their existence.



Xavier: I am not very good at casting, myself.



Sullivan: Some fuckin' wizard you are.



Nick: I'm some fuckin' wizard.



Beatriz: Don't cross-contaminate my subjects!



Beatriz: Take this queue number.



Amin: I'm number two!
Emerson: You certainly look it.



Beatriz: That's not nice. I approve.



Mrs. Crumplebottom: I don't approve of anything.



Amin: I approve of teleportation!
Emerson: I approve of not having to walk places.



Penny: I approve of covert surveillance.



Penny: And also walking on Nick.



Amin: Don't mind me, I'm taking anthropological notes.



Emerson: Decide if this is a mating ritual or not!



Xavier: STOP WALKING A MILE IN MY SHOES



Amin: Give her a mile, she'll take the entire highway.



Beatriz: WITNESS!



Beatriz: Was that a reference to something?
Amin: I thought everything was.



Amin: Usually there's YouTube links attached, though.

I'm feeling lazy today.



Sullivan: Yeah, me too. You ever have one of those days where you know you could slaughter a small building full of people, and dogs, but you just don't wanna?



Amin: “and DOGS”?



Beatriz: Hot dogs!



Beatriz: Keep yours on this side of the buns, though, please.



Emerson: Your low-quality sex joke broke our sex.



Beatriz: Actually it was my disinterest that did that.
Emerson: Hey, that was probably my first time!
Beatriz: Probably?

That's my saving roll in case it turns out I'm wrong.



Amin: Save a roll for me, too.



Emerson: You should teach everyone to teleport!
Beatriz: I don't want to jam up the hyperspace lanes.



Emerson: That's fair, if that's a thing.



Beatriz: I am also fair.
Amin: And we are both things.



Beatriz: Combine our things.



Amin: I think your thing might be too small for my thing.



Beatriz: My thing is adaptable.



Amin: I just came.



Beatriz: Yeah, me too.



Amin: That was quick.
Beatriz: I think you mean “thick.”



Meanwhile, absolutely nothing.



I have seen the moment of my greatness flicker,

and I have seen the eternal Footman hold my coat, and snicker,



and in short, I was afraid.

- T.S. Eliot



Beatriz: Fear is the boner killer.



Amin Successful orgasm does the job better.



Beatriz: Yeah, but a little less CLEAAAAANLLLYYYY...!



Beatriz: I've never done it biggy-style before!



Amin: It's good exercise.



Anthony: Damn sasquatch!



Anthony: Can't fault his task in sasquitches, though!



Beatriz: That was the shortest, most intense fucking of my entire short, intense-fucking dominated life.



Amin: Yeah, you're welcome.



Beatriz: If this is what that gets me, I'd rather be unwelcome.



Hi, '13!

Grugly2013: How did you know I was here?

I left one useless pic with no moving lips in, just to trap you.



Beatriz: You want moving lips? I'll show you moving lips.



Amin: Such motion!



Amin: Surely there's some tongue involved in that, too.



Beatriz: g gnk gvm dy mnrmfng.



Beatriz: dt g frg dr grn dl dt rm mgrnyn mrgrf.


Beatriz: grnd dr?



Beatriz: dr drnd rf dr rztr.



Yusun: I bet she's saying something really important, to.



Probably something about how huge your mouth is.



Beatriz: This would be such a badass way to initiate sex.



Instead, she fucked the laws of physics.



Beatriz: They deserve to get fucked.



Kennedy: So, about how you're gonna teach us all to teleport.



Pictured: an unusually fine ass.

Emerson: Thanks!



Beatriz: You're all welcome.



Beatriz: To eat it.



Fly away home.

Beatriz: Yours or mine?

Next time: family sciences.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 5 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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