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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 543





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which tweaks are made.



Stephen: I knew this place was for tweakers.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: We prefer "tinkerers."



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Now, Oliver. Get in my chamber so I can tinker with you.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: That sounded sexual.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: We're trying to have less sexual accidents around here, not more.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: That's not what I'm trying to do at all.



Stephen: Doesn't that make them not accidents, though?



Oliver: If I get turned into something in here, make it a Doctor Manhattan thing, not a The Fly thing.



You're more of a worm, anyway.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: My main goal is to keep his worm out of his aunt.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Alright, now, you're gonna feel some dramatic lighting.



You call that dramatic?

Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: They didn't have any super-futuristic casings I could use at the Home Depot.



Oliver: Shouldn't you have come up with a new in-universe store for that caption?

No, because this way I can blow a second caption having you complain about the first one.



Oliver: That's fair.



Oliver: It just occurred to me that I'm standing in mad science?



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: The mad science is over. Unless it didn't work, in which case I'll be pretty mad.



Stephen: Instead of just mad pretty.

What did she give you?

Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Herpes.

In a box?

Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: That's where herpes goes, yeah.



Stephen: BEST GROSSEST JOKE EVER
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Aww, thanks!



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: You're an acceptably gross joke yourself.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Alright, who else we got in the magic phonebook?



Hot damn.

Grugly2013: That's all you've got to say?

Just take the compliment, buddy.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Bring me somethin' sexy!



Nathaniel: NOPE



Nathaniel: What am I doing here?
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: I'm gonna… I dunno, actually, are you even related to me?
Nathaniel: YOU SHOULDN'T TELEPORT PEOPLE FOR UNCLEAR REASONS



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Yes, there should always be a purpose to spellcasting.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Getthefuckoutus ofmy sexlifeus.



Stephen: IS THAT A REAL SPELL



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: What are you doing.
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Enabling further doings.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: And also being evasive?



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Mellifera attackum.



Stephen: ARE MELLIFERA BAD



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Like most things, it depends.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Me, though, I'm bad all the time.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: HOW MANY HOURS OF BEES YOU GOT



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: I don't need hours.



Grugly2013: Sometimes there's just no good angle.



Grugly2013: But! Sometimes it corrects itself.



Stephen: Why DOES her ass look so great?!

I guess because it is great?



Stephen: He's your grandson, by the way.
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: We're sure?
Stephen: He's Andrew's kid.
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Andrew has kids?



Stephen: I'm surprised you remember that you have kids.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Wanna be had, kid?



Nathaniel: As suddenly as possible!



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: That's pretty sudden!



Stephen: The worse she is, the hotter you both become.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: YOU'RE WELCOME



Nathaniel: Eww. Get a room, you guys.



Stephen: Naw, I'm waiting my turn like a good boy.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: You just FUCKED your AUNT.
Nathaniel: That was Aunt Chelsea?!?!



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: I'm his grand-aunt, actually.
Nathaniel: …it was pretty grand…



Nathaniel: I'M NAKED OUTSIDE FOR SOME REASON



Vicki: You about done here, champ?
Stephen: I think I'm about to be.



Stephen: Oh, here comes the slapping.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: A PROVEN HYPOTHESIS



Vicki: I'll leave you two to work out the problem I just caused.



Stephen: That's kind of her thing.
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: It's kind of yours, too?



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Get out of here, would you? I've got barn doors to fix.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: And those are notoriously difficult to target.



Untargetable.



Nathaniel: You're not wrong.



Nathaniel: …unlike what I'm only just now realizing I just did.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Buck up, kiddo. Mad science disasters are usually a lot more disastrous.



She said "Buck up," not "Perk up."



Romance: Sometimes a body just can't help himself.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: You can help yourself to my body any time.



Romance: I'm in a committed relationship.
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: I know a few other things you could commit.



Romance: HAHAHA WITNESSES



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: And through the magic of editing, he's gone!
Romance: You ARE a Nice Witch!



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: No, I'd recommend against trusting titles like that.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Hey, Frank. Come over so I can de-perv you.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: While I ponder possibilities for scientific revenge.



Romance: Let me reiterate: I have a girlfriend.
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: That was an inaccurate reiteration.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: If you can't decide what she is to you, maybe she's not anything to you!
Romance: That doesn't make sense.
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Excuses don't have to make sense, they just need to be coherent.



Nathaniel: Oh god, you're naked!
Young Labs: Shit! Just a sec.



Young Labs: Okay, fixed it.



Franklin: MIDNIGHT NUDIST COLONY

Next time: bench press.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 5 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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