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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 545





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which I mean I guess you could do that.



Stewart: Does that refer to inviting me over?
Grugly2013: I think it probably does.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Unless there's worse ideas happening today.
Stewart: Love you too!



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: I want you to know that you're only unpopular out-of-universe.
Stewart: Aww, thanks mom!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: For some reason.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Now let me give you your anti-auntfucking shot.



Stewart: My who what?



Andrew Murphy the Warlock: Keep your who what to yourself.



Andrew Murphy the Warlock: I thank my beard every day I'm not him.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: My little mistake-men.



Stewart: Speaking of mistakes, what's this new information re: aunts I didn't know I had?



Stewart: IT SEEMS LIKE IT WAS IMPORTANT INFORMATION



Stewart: Aw, what, "aunts I didn't know I had"?!



Stewart: That's terrible, I'm mad that I said it.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: We don't have any record of who's calling, so… stop calling, please.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: If you're calling for the frozen cooch, bring a space heater.



Stewart: Hey fatty!



Margaret Wolosenko-Murphy the Infallibly Good Witch: Hey stupid.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Hey whoever.



Margaret Wolosenko-Murphy the Infallibly Good Witch: Look who's feeling romantic today!
Stewart: I'm trying to blot out the memory of a romance gone bad.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Thanks, if you're giving me this!
Andrew Murphy the Warlock: Thanks yourself, if you're giving me this!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: What is it?
Andrew Murphy the Warlock: Neither of us will ever know!



Stewart: Do you feel like our world is getting vaguer day-by-day?
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Blame it on the magic.



Emerson: THIS MUCH I'M WILLING TO



Emerson: Okay, no. You're not doing mad science on me.
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: After this many replication studies, it's hardly mad anymore.



Emerson: I don't wanna be a replicant!



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: As if anyone would ever want more than one of you.



Margaret Wolosenko-Murphy the Infallibly Good Witch: Stop pushing my buttons.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: This might hurt a bit. Or, it might not! I don't really care, so I didn't really check.



Emerson: It doesn't hurt PHYSICALLY



Emerson: BUT THE REALIZATION HITS YOU LIKE A TRUCK



Emerson: THE REALIZATION THAT I HIT MY AUNT LIKE A TRUCK



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: A FUCKTRUCK
Margaret Wolosenko-Murphy the Infallibly Good Witch: BOO FUCKTRUCK



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Thanks, I was hoping to get the entire outside in here.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Now, get your inside out.




Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Another successful flight!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: That's a strange way to pronounce "wasteful."



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: No, this is wasteful.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Thanks for subverting me at every turn!
Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Yeah, I sure don't miss a trick, do I?



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Fuck Leonard fuck Leonard fuck Leonard.



Emerson: You fucked Amin?!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: She fucked everybody.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Me most of all.



Leonard: …don't look at me like that, I didn't know.



Grugly2013: Don't look at me like that, I didn't notice.

THE ENTIRE SECOND STOREY

Grugly2013: Look, I-

AND I CAN'T EVEN CROP BECAUSE OF THE ANGLE!

Grugly2013: I'M SORRY I'M A LESS-EVOLVED VERSION OF YOU BY DEFAULT



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Don't you dare suggest it.




Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Alright, stand under the lamps and don't breathe on anything.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: I wish I could always tell people when and when not to breathe.



Leonard: hurry



Neil: Surprise inspection!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: I don't have any surprises for you to inspect.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Actually, wait, yes I do?



Neil: Don't be surprised! Lots of chicks are attracted to me!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: I would be very surprised to learn that I'm a "chick."



Neil: Why, do you think you're a dude, or something?
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: No, I think I'm a lady, and you're a dude.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Would seducing you hurt your ex? Because I kind want to hurt your ex.
Veronica: BUT YOU'RE CAUSING COLLATERAL DAMAGE



Veronica: I'M YOUNG SO EVERYTHING IS ABOUT ME



Neil: She doesn't realize that we're old, so everything is about us.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Kids are so dumb.
Neil: Not like us.
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Not like me, anyway.



Leonard: .oO(I didn't know there was a new version of Virginia out!)



Leonard: Am I imagining you? Because if I am, I'm both very impressed and very angry with myself.



Neither Veronica nor her hair are impressed with Leonard.



Leonard: You ever melt ball bearings and accidentally burn yourself with the droplets?



Veronica: Heck yeah, all the time!



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Wait, what the fuck am I doing.



Neil: Cheek-kissing.



Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: We have nothing in common.
Neil: We could have sex in common!
Abigail Young the Unambiguously Neutral Witch: Sure, as long as it's not sex with each other.



Neil: You could, like, watch a movie or something while I do my thing.



Sullivan: So! Just how low are those standards of yours?



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Try me.



Sullivan: Oh, I can try you? I thought I'd have to buy you.



Sullivan: And I would, you know.



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: I'm a free spirit.



Neil: Man, I hate those!



Leonard: Hmm. Needs more not winter.



Grugly Prime: Shut the fuck up.



Sullivan: Fuck the fuck up!



Beatriz Young the Nice Witch: Don't you dare.

Next time: the goddamn plot finally progresses.

And maybe I get caught up?

But probably not.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 5 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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