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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 557





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which hello again.



Brandi: Thought you'd given us the ol' kiss-off there.



Brandi: I expect much sexy sex to compensate.



Brandi: Right after I scarf these candles.



Brandi: Ohhhh, good candles.



Brandi: I think I'm gonna have a wax baby.



And then she exploded.



Brandi: Worse.



Confidence: That's my name, don't wear it out.



Confidence: How dare you barf up my big entrance?!



Confidence: People these days have no sense of-
Brandi: HUUUAAAARRGGGHHBHBBBL



Brandi: ARRRRRRGHUH-GHUH-GUHHUUUGUGUGUBBBLLRRB



Confidence: Yeah, ph'lngui to you too.



Confidence: So, how's my favourite double agent doing?



Brandi: Oh, am I only double? Feels like more.



Brandi: Maybe it's because I'm presently multiplying.



Confidence: Ah, the miracle of childbirth! Not into it.



Brandi: What do you want from me this time?
Confidence: Oh, still everything!



Confidence: More, if you've got it.



Confidence: I guess I wasn't clear before! You're supposed to be dismantling the SCIA. Like, reducing them to zero percent mantle.



Confidence: I realize it's hard to do that in just a few years, but I also don't care.



Confidence: I hope you appreciate my position re: not appreciating your position.



Confidence: I mean it's fine if you don't, I also don't care about that.



Confidence: I'll kill your baby.



Brandi: Like, automatically? Or only if I fuck up?



Brandi: Probably automatically.



William: I approve of automatic fucking.



Brandi: Hiho.



William: Byeho!



Brandi: It's back from work I'm… fro'…



Brandi: *barfs in dwarf whistle*



Brandi: I think you're taking this "employee" thing a bit too far.



Brandi: So, I have some nonsense to convince you of.



Brandi: Can I interest you in a story about the SCIA being corrupt to the core?



Vanesa: Depends. Does it have original characters and author avatars?



Vanesa: And is it bullshit?



Vanesa: And am I going to be expected to act on it.



Brandi: Some of those things.



Brandi: Having a child has reminded me that there are more important things in life than spycraft. Like barfing!



Vanesa: You want to dismantle the SCIA because you're barfing.



Vanesa: I mean I get it, but it seems like more of a you-thing than a me-thing.



Brandi: No, I want to dismantle the SCIA because the SCIA is ENTROPY.



Vanesa: Mmmhmmwhat?



Brandi: I know, it's a lot to take in.
Vanesa: It's not ENOUGH to take in!



Brandi: I'm a spymaster. I don't have to cite my sources.



Brandi: Come on, join me. Every spy secretly wants to play Spy vs. Spy.



Vanesa: Both of the spies in that are bad spies.



Brandi: All spies are bad spies! We're bad spies.



Vanesa: I guess we might as well be good at it, then.



Brandi: Great! Let me know when you've killed everyone.



Vanesa: I'm not going to kill everyone.
Brandi: TRAITOR



Vanesa: I'm going to investigate your claims.
Brandi: Aww, lame.



Vanesa: You're acting pretty evil.
Brandi: I'm glad you think it's an act!



Vanesa: Anyway here's teleportation.



Brandi: Sweet.



Brandi: Go forth, and do my dark bidding.
Vanesa: I can't go forth with you in front of me.



Brandi: You're too smart to make a good minion.



Vanesa: Thank you.



Vanesa: Whoever you are.



Brandi: If you figure it out, let me know.



Brandi: Oh, wait, I'm getting a call.



Brandi: WHO IS IT



Brandi: CANDLE BABY!



I liked your colourful pajamas a lot more.

Brandi: Yeah, well, I'm in morning.

Next time: wet work.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 8 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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