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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 563





If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


In which figures a bed.



Emerson: I figured as much.



Barbara: Should I compliment your figure? 'cuz I can't compliment your décor.



Emerson: You could just close your eyes.
Barbara: Never a bad idea around a strangler!



Emerson: Did you mean "stranger"?
Barbara: You did just try to strangle me.



Emerson: I was trying to give you a back RUH-UH-UHB
Barbara: Wha-a-at?



Emerson: You're in your underwear.
Barbara: Um, yeah? I'm stealing your ladyclothes.



Barbara: Which you have for some reason.
Emerson: THIS IS THE REASON



Emerson: Can I pick something out for you?
Barbara: No, but you can give me some money.



Emerson: Never mind, you picked something out for me.



Barbara: So, I figure this is the bed?



Barbara: Where are you gonna sleep?



Emerson: .oO(With you?)



Mallory: There someone having fun I can interrupt?



Barbara: Very much so.



Barbara: Man! This is awkward.
Emerson: If this is awkward, I hope we stay teenagers forever!



Barbara: Bring that gangly ass down here.



Emerson: I'm making out with a girl!
Barbara: No! You're missing out on making out with a girl, in favour of talking to the wall!



Emerson: I can't believe this is happening.
Barbara: I can't believe this is all that's happening.



Barbara: You are the most awkward thing of all time.
Emerson: Hey, at least I'm a thing.



Emerson: LET'S PUT OUR THINGS TOGETHER



Emerson: How did you end up on top?!
Barbara: I think you'll find I always will.



Emerson: I'm excited to think we'll have an always together.



Emerson: I'm also just generally excited.



Emerson: OKAY, SPECIFICALLY EXCITED



Emerson: OHHHHH
Barbara: Yep.



Barbara: Your crotch is avoiding me.
Emerson: IT KNOWS NOT WHAT IT DOES



Emerson: HUMP ME, LLAMA MAMA



Emerson: Excuse me while I kick a hole in the wall.



Barbara: …I just… felt… where are your balls, precisely?



Emerson: Oops?
Barbara: The most romantic word in the Simlish language.



Emerson: I'm romantic!
Barbara: You're amorous, at least.



Emerson: I'm nothing at least.



Barbara: Let me explain to you what that sounded like.
Emerson: Why aren't you touching my shoulder?
Barbara: 'cuz it's all sweaty.



Emerson: What's wrong with sweat?
Barbara: I'm postponing the inevitable deluge.



Emerson: Wow! It's inevitable!
Barbara: Yeah, I've tried to evit it, to no avail.



Barbara: Is there any chance we could do this with the lights off? Under the covers?
Emerson: What, do you think this is 2049 or something?!



Mallory: Night, lump.



Barbara: Night lump indeed.



Barbara: I appreciate this extra use of technology.
Grugly2013: It's not technology, it's careful manipulation of in-game assets.

And careful photomanipulation.



Emerson: I appreciate the manipulation.



Emerson: I love you.



Emerson: Sorry, I didn't have a joke for that.



Barbara: I forgive you.



Barbara: As long as you don't stop kissing me.



Barbara: Unforgiven!



Barbara: I like you.



Emerson: I guess that's a halfway-decent return on investment.



Emerson: As long as it appreciates over time.
Barbara: I certainly appreciate what you're doing right now!



Not bad, '13.

Grugly2013: I'm assuming you can do better?



Yes, effortlessly, but that's neither here nor there.

Nikita: WE'RE NEITHER HERE
Timothy: NOR THERE
Nikita: ACTUALLY I'M ALMOST THERE…!



Barbara: Last night I had the strangest dream.
Emerson:I sailed away to China
Barbara: No…
Emerson: ♪ In a little row-boat to find ya ♪
Barbara: NO



Barbara: … ♪ -body's gonna break-a my stride ♪



Barbara: ♪ Nobody's gonna slow me down, oh no ♪



Barbara: ♪ I've got to keep on movin'! ♪
Emerson: As long as said motion is in the same vein as last night.



Barbara: So veiny.



Emerson: That's for the blood.



Barbara: Yes.
Emerson: Yes.



Yes.



Mallory: Mornin', lump!



Franklin: How did you know?



Franklin: I mean uh HELLO



Emerson: Yeah, mine's always going "Hello!" in the morning, too.




Sunny Clark the Witch: Oh, is this my chapter too?

I wouldn't go that far, no.



Sunny Clark the Witch: I got promoted to waitress.

And you got demoted to three pics.

Sunny Clark the Witch: THREE PICS?!



Sunny Clark the Witch: CAN'T WE MAKE IT JUST TWO

Looks like you'll be making it two soon enough!

Next time: two families, alike indignant.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 8 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2
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