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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 567

Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, your one-stop shop for sex and death!

A generational story about fictional folk killing and cavorting with one another, and a malicious omnipotent narrator against whom the fourth wall provides no defense.

All naked fake people/fake people having fake sex are 18+ and consenting, perverts go away kthx

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at instead!

In which, on later reflection, something starts to happen.

Neila Sharpe the Nice Witch: I hope it's something nice!
Victor: I hope it's not.

Neila Sharpe the Nice Witch: Oh, you guys had a fight?
Andrea: There's few fights a good bowl of mac n' cheese won't un-have.

Nick: You should try it with the red shit in.

Andrea: So hey, is anyone attached to that creepy chick with the uncanny valley face? 'cuz she's still in the house for some reason.

Nick: I'm planning on attaching myself to her.

William: Quite intimately, no doubt.

William Jr.: I know what that's a euphemism for, dad.
Victor: Oh, boy…
William: You don't have to be coy about hugs around me.

Samantha: Hmm.
William: Yeah, hmm.

Samantha: I like what a dope he is.
William: Me too.

William: Oh, good, your super powers are manifesting.

Neila Sharpe the Nice Witch: No, it's just my magic bad-eating skills.

Samantha: I like that too.

Samantha: You just bonked my head!
William Jr.: I'll make it up to you.

Samantha: How?
William: I'll bonk it on the other side when I go past.

William: You gonna go balls deep on that mannequin chick, or can I dip it?

William: Yeah, I wouldn't dignify that with a response either.

William: I've been given too much dignity already.

Nick: Yeah?
Nick: Yeah.

Andrea: That's fair.

Uma: Man, having everything I want sucks.

Confidence: Nothing sucks but sucking, honey.

Nick: I'm sorry you feel that way.

Confidence: I'm NOT sorry about what I can feel.

Nick: Yeah, I get my morning wood at night.

Samantha: Get your own room.

Victor: In hell.

William: Bunkmates?

Uma: As long as it's emphasis on the "mate."

William: Well, it would be pretty silly to call this a "bunk."
Uma: Meet me in the middle, would you.

William: Gladly.

Neila Sharpe the Nice Witch: Sadly.

Andrea: LOUDLY



Uma: Delightfully.

William Jr.: Grossily.

William: Adjectively.

Uma: Yeah.

Confidence: I can't sleep without an evil plan.

Confidence: Luckily, whenever I'm not sleeping, I'm planning.

Confidence: I've never tried pickpocketing before, but, I mean, how hard can it be? Considering who has tried it.

Confidence: I'm sure I can manage "unsavoury."

Confidence: Wow, you have GOT to clean that inventory out. There's DUST in there.

Confidence: A rolling villain gathers no moss.

Nick: Are you a rolling villain?
Confidence: I'll be ready to roll soon enough.

Nick: Let me know when it's happening.
Confidence: Oh, you'll know.

Nick: Can I get a sick transition?

Grugly2013: I don't see why not.

Grugly2013: Except that her FUCKING FINGERS were clipping.
Uma: Please don't wake him up, I'm still exhausted from the night-fucking.

Neila Sharpe the Nice Witch: Night in fucking armour, that's my dad!

Samantha: Yeah, it's not at all gross or anything.

Penny: Speaking of not at all gross or anything: pregnancy!

William Jr.: Don't look at me like that! I'm allowed.

Victor: Will you all be joining us for breakfast?

Nick: Are you doing the scary eyes thing again?
Confidence: Um, of course?

Nick: Yeah, if I could do the scary eyes thing, I'd do it literally all the time.

William: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Uma: I think it's later than you think.

William: I think I'm still in the pink.

Uma: ♪ The years go by, as quickly as your dink ♪

William: ♪ Enjoy yourself ♪
Uma: ♪ Don't soil yourself ♪
William: ♪ I'm younger than you think ♪

Andrea: ♪ And many more ♪


Oh, man. Called it!

Dylan: Don't call me "it"!

Next time: call girls.

This chapter depicts gameplay from 10 May 2013.

Tags: ea games, eaxis, legacy challenge, maxis, prosperity, sharpesvale chronicles, simblr, sims, sims 2

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