Don't you hate it when you told everyone you were rewriting my first five chapters, and then you read all the way up to Chapter Sixteen before you found a chapter that didn't need a complete rewrite? What the fuck were you thinking? Anyway, we're still on for Friday. We're just on for fifteen rewrites and five heavy edits, instead of the five rewrites we thought we were on for.
P.S. Everyone who liked Chapter Eleven, including me, needs a punch in the face.