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The Clover County Chronicles, Chapter 202

Welcome to the Clover County Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!

If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!

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Pine Valley:
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25A, 25B, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100.
Clover County: 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109, 110, 111, 112, 113, 114, 115, 116, 117, 118 119, 120. 121, 122, 123, 124, 125, 126, 127, 128, 129, 130, 131, 132, 133, 134, 135, 136, 137, 138, 139, 140, 141, 142, 143, 144, 145, 146, 147, 148, 149, 150, 151, 152, 153, 154, 155, 156, 157, 158, 159, 160, 161, 162, 163, 164, 165, 166, 167, 168, 169, 170, 171, 172, 173, 174, 175, 176, 177, 178, 179, 180, 181, 182, 183, 184, 186, 185, 187, 188, 189, 190, 191, 192, 193, 194, 195, 196, 197, 198, 199, 200, 201.
Sharpesvale: 737.
Interludes: 1, 2, 3. April Fools' Day: 2014, 2014 Comparison, 2015.
Recaps: 1, 2.

Yeah, I just published 201 a few hours ago. What can I say? I'm amazing.

Hey, you know what's weird?

When I'm really on a roll with my writing, I don't even pause to think of a caption. They come out as soon as I see the pics.

That means I'm either writing well or terribly.

Last time in the Clover County Chronicles...

"KYLE BACK" is some primo good headline writing, eh.

Yes, Canadians do say "eh."

Americans say something that sounds like "ungh" though, so who really sounds dumber?

The increasingly young family, yes.

Brooke: I will kiss you once, as an experiment.
Kyle: Hell of a thing to volunteer.

Oliver: What did my girlfriend want with your gay face?
Kyle: It's a bi face, you prejudiced fuck.

Brooke: Pretty sure this is my lawn too.

Oliver: You fuck up that end, I'll fuck up this end.

Uhhhhh not so literally please Brooke...

Why am I taking random shots of Kyle?

Kyle: Maybe you're gay.

Oh, that would make things a lot easier, but no.

So is this a sign that the household needs money, or a sign that I don't have a storyline for it?

Oliver: Maybe it's a sign that the grass needs watering.

Kyle and Sunny's new room.

I call it mellow yellow.

Brooke: Good news guys! New fountain.

Brooke: Shit, I think all the daylight leaked out!

Kyle: Good news/bad news guys! Food is served and this bowl is ruined.

Brooke: We'll tell your mom we installed twin outdoor showers.

She might not ever go outside again anyway.

So how was your first day back at work?

Sunny: I got to meet the grandchilden of my original coworkers, so that was nice.

Sunny: Please tell me that's not coming from those geysers.

Brooke: Um guys, we might have ended the world a bit.

Sunny: Might as well go out with a bang then.

Sure, this was worth a pic for some reason.

I'm sure you were just CLAMOURING to know what I BET YOU DON'T KNOW HIS NAME was up to.

Sunny: Alright buddy, put up or shut up. You can't be bisexual without sex.

Sunny: Please tell me you're legal.
Kyle: I'm nineteen biologically and somewhere around sixty chronologically.

Kyle: I'm guessing one of those works.


Sunny: No, this is how concussions.

Kyle: I just really wanted to smash someone in the head.

Kyle: Speaking of things I wanna smash...
Sunny: No, see, you're not supposed to tell the girlfriend these things.

Kyle: Oh okay. Well um, she's not as cool as you because I hear she peed herself.

Kyle: Like an old woman.

Brooke: Lies.

Sunny: You're so sad it's funny.

Sunny: Let's get this embarassment over with.

Five years later I would learn how to make Sims of different heights kiss.

Until then, have this cop-out.

Sunny: Such a cop-out.

Brooke: Tell me I'm prettier than Sunny.
Oliver: What? That's not even a favour, she's so boring. She's brownbread. Is that racist somehow? I bet that's racist somehow, dammit.

Sunny: I bet your brother is smooth with the ladies too.

Kyle: How come only I've got my clothes off?
Sunny: Because I was wearing more.

Kyle: Bullshit, I had a gay pullover on and everything.

Sunny: Also HEY LIL' KYLE

Kyle: He says "hi" back.


I'm not in a porn mood.

I'm in more of a Lucky Charms mood.

That's two Lucky Charms references in as many chapters.

Maybe I'm pregnant.


Oliver: You're really cute when you're thinking I'm really cute.

Kyle: Look at me, I'm a sexy girlfriend spending all day with ANTS

Abigail: I might need to make him a sex robot.

Clay: You could at least get me my own ant farm.

Kyle: ...well?
Sunny: Yeah, I was pretty good.

Sunny: You're just now noticing the sex?
Kyle: It doesn't count unless we're both naked.

Sunny: You're a goofball.
Kyle: It's a character trait, though! It's legit!

Kyle: This thing doesn't match.
Sunny: What.
Kyle: Don't look at it! It doesn't match!

Kyle: Am I wearing the wrong dick

Sunny: I hope I can wipe that memory.

Clay: Well well well! What don't we have here?

Clay: A hot chick, that's what.

Clay: Have this box.
Kyle: Why?
Clay: Because hey, free box?

Kyle: I can't technically refute that.

Kyle: Free ribbon too.
Clay: Bonus!

Clay: Please tell me what I just gave you.

Kyle: You gonna look it up?


Sunny: Dammit, my arm's migrating.

Sunny: Don't get me wrong, the sex was AMAZING, but he was such a DICK that I refused to let him see me smile.

Kyle: I've heard he's quite the dick, yes.

Sunny: Nine inches long, no joke.

Kyle: I'm going to masturbate upside down beside you.
Abigail: Okay honey bring me back something nice.

Sunny: How are you this good?!
Kyle: Mods!

Kyle: Now who's got the straight face?


Kyle: Sure is still funny that I'm bi.


Kyle: How 'bout you turn around then, and I won't see your "O" faces anymore.

Kyle: And you won't see mine.

Too many pics.

I'm not horny enough for this to interest me.

Oh good, now nobody's having fun.

Kyle: I wouldn't say that.

Sunny: Why do you need to use your hand like that?
Kyle: Because I just learned where the vagina is today and my dick keeps forgetting.


Yeah, make out with that chin why don't you.

Kyle: Awesome, I got my straight girl! Now I just need to find my gay dude.
Sunny: You're confusing bisexuality with Mormonism.

Sunny: Although that does explain what you're wearing.


Oliver: So, did you get any sle-

Oliver: I think it's sweet that they're in love.
Brooke: We'll make sure they get matching caskets.

Kyle: Morning Brooke!

Brooke: Call me.

Sunny: You guys still go to school?
Oliver: Apparently not even death can save me from it.

If you're trying to add new character attributes, that's not one that'll endear you to me.

Kyle: What if I generate money?

Niiice, those are worth §55 each!

Kyle: Spend some of it on bleach.

How's the science book coming?

Abigail: Sciencibly.

Abigail: Scientastic. Scientastically.

Sunny: I'm not saying this to distract you from the game, but just so we're clear, more than one person is dead because of what I know how to do to brains.

Clay: I see your zombie-fu and raise you my MEAT CLEAVER.
Sunny: Why do you have a meat cleaver?

Good times.


Next time, then: after the serial killer is gone.

It's an Eagles song.


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( 4 comments — Leave a comment )
Aug. 22nd, 2016 04:25 am (UTC)
Oooo I got caught up (except for commenting) and now I see I'm behind again! Nice!

I'll keep these short and sweet with just like one fave part.

Heeeeeeee @ "This thing doesn't match//I hope I can wipe that memory" - and wtf, Kyle's straight face. And you working on the porny bits when you're not even horny? Double WTF

Aug. 22nd, 2016 06:45 am (UTC)
I have my days.

I think of this journal as having three components: funny, awesome, and sex. I can write a chapter as long as I'm in the mood for at least two of those things.

Edited at 2016-08-22 06:45 am (UTC)
Mar. 22nd, 2017 05:29 am (UTC)
I think you missed this chapter in your Grand Image Migration.
Mar. 26th, 2017 10:07 pm (UTC)
I don't claim to understand what happened here.
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