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The Sharpesvale Chronicles, Chapter 277


Welcome to the Sharpesvale Chronicles, an ongoing neighbourhood story in The Sims 2!
Warning: this journal may contain uncensored nudity, violence, profanity and sexual themes.

Updates whenever I damn well please!



If the images in this chapter are broken, read it at gruglysims.ca instead!


This one's tiny.

It's cold where I am.

:)




Jesus, Chief is still alive.



I didn't think people read the paper anymore.

Valerie: That why you stopped making them?



Huggles von Claw: Oh, the majesty of nature.



Brenda: Hello!
Valerie: Says you.



Valerie: Try not to burn the house down. But hey, it's insured, so... whatever.



Nick: Please tell me that's lemonade.



Having a family visit?

Nick: Why, am I related to Victor somehow?

Um...

I can't remember if you know the answer to that or not.

So you don't.



Brenda: I'm trying to feed it.
Nick: And here I thought you were just building a bottle-fort.



Samantha: I rubbed some spit in there.



Samantha: HAHAHAHA



It's a little-known fact that Gina Tang was developed by NASA for use in space.

Gina: It's true!



Nathaniel: It never stops with you people, does it?



Samantha: PLEASE LET ME PEE



The Grim Reaper: ALRIGHT, YOU WERE WARNED.



The Grim Reaper: LOOKS LIKE YOUR SAND RAN OUT PREMATURELY
Brenda: I thought that only happened to men!



Brenda: Nanny PUNNNNCH!



The Grim Reaper: I CAN HONESTLY SAY NOBODY'S TRIED THAT BEFORE



The Grim Reaper: NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID, YOU MADE ME EVEN SCARIER!



The Grim Reaper: WELL, COME ON THEN. INTO THE WALL. IT WAS YOUR IDEA!



Valerie: ...everything seems nominal...



Valerie: Hey, was mortality just here? 'cuz you look like you've had a brush.



Nick: Thanks man.

Got yer back mate.



Victor: I like dogs.
Gina: I thought you said you wanted to comment on my haircut...



Nick: Aw come on, Victor's not that bad! Mrs. Newcastle at school says red eyes are only sometimes the mark of the devil!



Nick: My girlfriend won't come over unless you leave.
Victor: How convenient. Say "hi" to your totally real girlfriend for me.



Nick: I don't think I will. She doesn't like you.



Nick: She is totally real. She's older than me and has pink hair.
Victor: Alright, now you're just embarassing yourself.



Victor: Have fun with your imaginary friends, Nick.



Nick: Hey, fuck you.



Nick: Whoa, I feel all tingly!
Victor: Yeah, I like swearing too.



Nick: OH NO TITLE PIC



OH NO HORMONES



You didn't change much.

Nick: Don't mess with what works.



Gee, game, y'think?



Angelica: Okay, as long as you're sure he's gone.



Nick: Surprise! Puberty.



Angelica: The best surprise!



Angelica: Lookin' good, my man!
Nick: Yes! I am your man!



Nick: And you'd better not have any others.



Nick: Holy shit that outfit is hot.
Angelica: It feels pretty hot right now!



Nick: Wanna make hormonally-based mistakes?



Angelica: Do I!



Angelica: Does your aunt know I'm here?
Nick: Probably not, she didn't high-five me.



Ah, love. Random and apropos of nothing.

Just like in real life!



Nick: We can date now!
Angelica: You're still younger than me.
Nick: Right? Score for you, old lady!



Nick: where arms go
Angelica: don't know



Nick: Ahh, there's the sweet spot.



Guard 'em well.



Nick: You have a great ass.
Angelica: I know, right?!



Nick: Hahaha William cheats on everybody, that's so cruel.



Angelica: CHEATING SURE IS AWFUL



Nick: What does that m-
Angelica: KISSES



Nick: I love you.



Angelica: Hahaha NERD



Angelica: It was the first thing that came to mind.



Nick: Angelica.
Samantha: Bottle!
Nick: Angelica...
Samantha: Bottle, dammit! I'm starving here!



Samantha: Asshole!



Nick: I really am.



Nick: Garbage cologne!



Nick: It's pretty terrible.



Valerie: Spilled your lemonade, did you?
Nick: Someone did.

Next time: porn.

Judiciously pruned porn.

I'm trying okay?

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Comments

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lumy12
Aug. 8th, 2017 04:29 am (UTC)
Nick is so cute I'd do him myself!

Okay, not really, LJbot spies. I would never molest a youngster. Except it SO doesn't matter when it's the cougar molesting the horny boy.

Also, WTF, Grimmy?? That was new! Neato!
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